so no one told you life was gonna be this way
(clap clap clap clap)
your job’s a joke you’re broke your love life’s DOA


cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.


FRAGILE

scriptturient:

SHE RECEIVED another bouquet of flowers

along with a note—a declaration of love,

which she took with a familiar delight

at such affection people leave at her doorstep,

but it never made keeping them any easier.

Torn by their soft, delicate petals,

she hesitated

whether to put them in a vase or in the garden

before the leaves run dry,

so she could save them from the weeds, her hands.



daenerystargayren:

being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms


chrisprattdelicious:


Chris Pratt
Public Appearances -> 2002 / 2003 / 2004 / 2005 / 2006 / 2008 / 2009 / 2010 / 2011 / 2012 / 2013 / 2014

 

chrisprattdelicious:

Chris Pratt

Public Appearances -> 2002 / 2003 / 2004 / 2005 / 2006 / 2008 / 2009 / 2010 / 2011 / 2012 / 2013 / 2014

 


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blindsprings:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

alliseeisthewarpandimgoingmad:

fearandlothering:

niceliwright:

fearandlothering:

megaman2:

“there’s nothing wrong with the video game community”

I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

They all need a good punch in the D, tbh.

47% of gamers are female.

47% of gamers are female.

47% of gamers are female.

47% of gamers are female.

  1. 47% of gamers are female
  • 47% of gamers are female

And did I mention 47% OF GAMERS ARE FEMALE.

IN FACT WOMEN OVER THE AGE OF 18 REPRESENT A SIGNIFICANTLY GREATER PORTION OF THE GAME-PLAYING POPULATION THAN BOYS 17 OR YOUNGER.

THESE STUDIES WERE PUBLISHED ONLINE FOR FREE TO THE PUBLIC - BY THE PEOPLE WHO OWN AND RUN E3 SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR MISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT YOU ASSHOLES.

Flawless commentary warrants another reblog. :)

Well there’s ten individuals who’re never going to get a date ever…

Never.

Not.

Relevant.

arggghhhhhhhhh

Obviously these guys are losers who can’t get dates and don’t get laid.